It's your Christmas work party and you stress and stress to your plus one that this is a very upmarket venue. Luckily you both look absolutely gorgeous and with some of your other workmates head into town.
You meet your manager there and everyone has a good time; there's plenty of alcohol, shots and no one has managed to make an idiot of themselves! Okay okay the food was bad and you couldn't help but laugh when a balloon landed on your boss' head but other than that it's been great!
Several drinks and shots later you're pretty drunk. Everyone decides to go to a different bar and you agree to go! So you go to leave but then you hear it.
...Oppan Gangnam Style.
Obviously it's like, a crime against humanity itself to not do the infamous dance.
So you do.
In high heels.
Big high heels.
And you fall.
The bruises were a lot worse than this okay! My leg went purple from them!
Oh, I mean you.
The outcome? Horrifically bruised legs and a bleeding elbow. Not a great look.
Friends don't let friends Gangnam Style.